At No Monkey Business, we’re about more than just great drinks—we’re about making memories you’ll actually remember. From brain-tickling quiz nights and creative workshops to the launch of our new Sunday Lunch rituals, this is your home for mindful socialising in Keswick. No fuss, no hangovers, just good vibes.
The new brunch menu at No Monkey Business is all about sophisticated, mindful fuel without the "monkey business." Served daily from 9 am to 4:30 pm, it focuses on fresh, local ingredients and bold, adult flavours that pair perfectly with our premium Ozone coffee or functional elixirs.
Whether you're gearing up for a Lake District adventure or looking for a focused workspace, the new menu is designed to leave you feeling energised and clear-headed—no hangover required.
Need somewhere to catch-up on work/life admin?
Join us every Wednesday 3pm-5pm for a cosy environment to work alongside others.